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2004-11-30 - 8:08 a.m.

Speaking of farts….do you suppose farting would be socially acceptable, (like hiccups, or sneezing) if they didn’t smell? Or do you suppose they would still be frowned upon because they come from your bum?

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…and then there was this one time Chicken and I went to Dairy Queen, and I drank a whole large pop with my lunch, and then let out a really big burp without stifling it…and it wasn’t until after the fact that I realized I was OUT IN PUBLIC…and I was hoping it wasn’t as loud maybe as I thought it was, until the teenage girl sitting four booths away just about had an aneurysm trying to stifle her giggling….

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So Husband asked me how my new fish was liking his new home.

“So, how’s your new fish liking his new home?”

“Good. He’s happy now.”

“He’s happy? How can you tell?”

“Uhhh…..cuz he’s all swimmy, and stuff.”

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Ever have one of those days where you feel good. Not for any particular reason, just feel….good. and you find yourself walking along the corridor at work, in your dirty sneakers, plain grey skirt, and frumpy sweater…and you’re strutting it like John Travolta?

Yeah. That’s how I feel this morning.

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