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2006-01-09 - 11:34 a.m.

To the man at the bus stop who leaned over to let out a big fart:

Don’t do that.

To the girl with hair bleached so white I thought you were an old lady from the back:

While I appreciate your “uniqueness”, that really doesn’t suit you, and I’m sure it can’t be good for your hair.

To the wee baby on the bus who won’t stop crying:

Please go to sleep little one. Your mum is very young and is trying very hard to make you happy. She knows you’re tired and hungry, and it’s very hard being a mum at such a young age. And besides, your cries are slowly breaking my heart and I don’t want to start weeping on the bus.

To God:

Thank you for the beautiful sunrises you send us in the mornings. They are so lovely that we all stop typing for a moment or two, just so we can all line up at the window and peer through the blinds at all the lovely colors. You make us all feel a little better, and a little stronger, just by turning the clouds that lovely pink color.

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