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2006-03-14 - 8:47 a.m.

seriously, if you work in an office full of people...for 8 hours a day..perhaps you aught not to eat BEANS for breakfast!

holy crap!

i don't know who it is, but someone sitting near me has the worst gas EVER! i mean it...about every 2 minutes, it smells like i have a sick chihuahua under my desk taking a massive poo.

we are not supposed to wear perfume to work, in case it bothers someone's delicate sinuses...or whatever. they have notices posted up in every office in the building about being scent-free...like hairspray, deodorant, soap, lotion...and yet apparently it is okay to let off a continuous stream of noxious ASS-GAS for 8 hours.

i am so very, VERY glad i am only working a half day today.

would it be politically incorrect (not to mention completely bereft of tact) if i posted a large sign on my desk declaring this a No Farting Zone?

ya. i thought so.

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