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2006-08-23 - 3:47 a.m.

Ok, i don't even know why i'm doing this. it's almost 4 am, i still have a report to finish, and i really don't have time for this shit. ADD much? (also, pardon the swearing. i tend to do that a lot when i'm tired).

1. What bill do you hate paying the most? The utilities bill. Apparently, most of the money is actually in “administrative fees” and shit like that. If we were to turn EVERYTHING in our house off, and not use ANYTHING for a whole month, our bill would still be $90. WTF?!?! That is some fucked up shit, right there.

2. What’s the best place to eat a romantic dinner? I dunno…somewhere that you don’t hear screaming kids, or kitchen noises. Where the food is good, but not so expensive that you stress over what to order.

3. Last time you puked from drinking? I cant even remember. Probably a couple of years ago. Maybe as much as 5 years ago?

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar? I have never danced on a bar…or a table for that matter.

5. Name of your first grade teacher? Mrs. Dick. Of course, when you’re 6, you don’t even realize that that’s funny.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now? Sleeping! Holy shit, I’m tired you guys.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up? Any number of things…a teacher, a hermit, a crazy-hippy-artist, a farmer….now I just want to win the friggin lottery so I don’t have to work anymore. Did I mention how tired I was?

8. How many colleges did you attend? Does a career college count? Yes? Ok, does it still count if it was funded by Unemployment Insurance because you were a single, teen mother?

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now? Because it’s comfy and warm and I love clothes that are smothered in dog hair.

10. GAS PRICES! First thought? “holy SHIT!” followed by, “Thank God I have my new car!!”

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you… I’d like to say I’d take chicken and move to Hawaii…but then I think of the bugs and I change my mind. So…probably just pack everyone up and move to the country somewhere…not too far south (mild winters = bigger bugs), but somewhere with just a little less winter.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? Nooooooooooooo….*soft weeping*

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night? Holy shit it feels good to lie down….zzzzzzzzzz.

14. Favorite style of underwear? Cotton bikinis

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite/same sex? Boxer briefs

16. What errand/chore do you despise? Probably anything to do with cleaning. I suck at being neat & tidy.

17. If you didn’t have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery? Probably, if they’d showcase my stuff every now and then.

18. Get up early or sleep in? Dur. Sleeeeeeeep. Except, at this point in my life if I sleep in past 9 am I am overwhelmed with guilt, feeling that I’ve “wasted the day”. Where the hell did THAT mindset come from?!

19. What is your favorite cartoon character? STITCH!

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy? Cuddle and get a back rub….except in my husband’s mind that equals foreplay (whether he means it to or not)…so, dinner and a movie are always fun.

21. A secret that you wouldn’t mind everyone knowing? If I wanted everyone to know, it wouldn’t be a secret, now would it?? (and actually, I don’t think there is anything).

WHAT HAPPENED TO 22 and 23? They ran away.

24. Your favorite lunch meat? I dunno…ham? Why does it have to be “lunch” meat? Technically, isn’t ANY meat “lunch” meat, if you eat it for lunch??

25. What do you get every time you go into Cosco? Well, I haven’t been to Costco in about 5 years or more. But usually stock up on a lot of meat and canned goods…and a BUTTload of stuff I do NOT need. (also, after repeatedly arguing the point with my mother, I have to admit she is right…it is COSTCO…with a T).

26. Beach or lake? Beach…as long as I could decide who was allowed on it.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20? No.

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace? Stalk? No one. Talk to? A few friends. I’m so over adding people just cuz they ask me to.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure? Eating sushi in my truck in the parking lot of the Chinese market, alone, radio on, with a good book, and not sharing with anyone!

30. Favorite movie you wouldn’t want anyone to find out about? None. I am a diehard Disney fan. I have no problem telling people I can relate best with a fuzzy blue alien.

31. What’s your drink? At the moment, diet cola. Not only could I not afford a case of RockStar, I couldn’t even afford actual diet Coke. But I need the caffiene.

32. Cowboys or Indians? Indians. No question. Although, a cute cowboy in dusty boots and faded jeans sure is good tolook at.

33. Cops or Robbers? Cops. Generally I am law abiding. Also…the way my luck works…if there is a robber out there, he’ll pick MY shit to steal.

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy? On occasion. Especially if the Good guy is a pretentious git.

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best? I dunno…Rosie O’Donnell. Not for the whole lesbian vibe...but because she never plays the leading lady, but makes a good fat, wisecracking sidekick.

36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of “Lost” would you be? As I don’t watch the show (cinda, please don’t hate me!), I have no idea.

37. What do you want when you are sick? I want jimmies (preferably flannel), ginger ale, my bed, my blanky, my teddybear, and probably about 36 hours worth of good movies to watch.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into? Hm. My first thought is to say Sheldon. But when I really think about it, I’d probably be really disappointed. So um….ya, I dunno. High school wasn’t exactly “the best years of my life”.

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now? I think CJAY 92. either that or that dead air station that picks up my ipod broadcaster thingy. Even though it’s being STUPID lately.

(WTF happened to 40 and 41???)

42. Norm or Cliff? Cliff. Norm should learn to stfu.

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons? I love bill cosby. I also love that the word ZRBRT came from that show. But do I really want to watch successful, happy, well adjusted, rich people live their wonderful lives? No. it makes me feel bad. So ya, simpsons are good. They make me look GOOD.

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back? Hard to say. I’d like to say Q. but if it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t have my Chicken. So I guess that stupid asshole guy I had an affair with when I was younger. Hmmm, psychopath much?

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work? Hmmm…not so much. I don’t HATE her or anything..but I find her rather…grating. But the people on both sides of me are good.

46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill? Not sure I’d kill anyone. But I sure would like to kick the crap out of a bunch of people.

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with? This question is hard. I have a list of different people, for different reasons. But, Anthony Hopkins comes to mind. He just seems like he’d be the perfect gentleman.

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with? Probably none. I think people are obsessed with sex. But, I have been known to have a fantasy or two about vin diesel…also hugh jackman. But if it ever actually came up? No. only my husband.

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose? Nope. Thank God.

50. Last book you read for real? “for real”? what the hell is that supposed to mean? You mean, as opposed to just looking at the pictures?? i’m not sure I understand the question, but at the moment I’m reading some book called December (don’t even know who wrote it). I bought it from the Goodwill store last week before I went babysitting because they don’t have cable.

51. Do you have a teddy bear? Of course! He is HUGE. And very squishy. His name is Burberry (yes, after the perfume).

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth? Probably in the woods. Either that or work.

53. Somewhere in California you’ve never been and would like to go? I dunno. I don’t really know anything about California.

54. Number of texts in a day? Oh man…between karla and Scotty….about 2 dozen. I tend not to text. By the time you type all that shit out, you could have called them and told them.

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship? Fuck me. Neither. But if I HAD to choose, I’d say career. Careers are all about learning new stuff. Relationships are just hard on the heart.

56. Do you go to church? Not often. I work on Sundays. But I am a firm believer of God.

57. Pencil or pen? I used to prefer pencils. Actually, I still prefer the feel of graphite on paper, but I prefer the clean lines and non-smudgingness (shut up, I told you I was tired) of ink.

58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller? Tee hee. Ben stein rocks my socks. Except every time I hear him I think what a shitty dictator he’d make! He needs to learn to enunciate!

59. How many jobs have you had? Since my very first job (non paying) as a poo-cleaner-upper at a pet shop when I was 10…um…probably about 6? Not including a few temping gigs I had. I’ve been at my current place of employment for ten years.

60. What do you want to achieve in life? At some point in my life, I just want to have a clean fucking house.

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