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2016-11-02 - wtf happened to my old entries?
2016-11-02 - -
2009-05-12 - i am
2009-01-31 - after all these years.
2009-01-29 - -
2008-08-03 - hallelujah.
2008-08-01 - new blog up and running.
2008-07-31 - wootzors, and the like
2008-07-30 - comedy of errors
2008-07-21 - a monday of biblical proportions...?
2008-07-13 - This is a test.
2008-06-18 - dare i?
2008-06-06 - wishing things would be different...just once.
2008-05-31 - tuno sandwiches, and a brief update.
2007-12-17 - i want a do-over
2007-10-18 - holy crap...are you still here??
2007-05-17 - fuck
2007-04-19 - erg
2007-04-05 - bollocks.
2007-03-13 - -
2007-01-30 - fuckin' A!
2007-01-27 - say what?
2007-01-22 - lame ass entry about nothing. sorry.
2007-01-21 - totally, eh?
2007-01-07 - It's not looking very good.
2007-01-03 - blog thingies
2006-12-24 - and i will go sailing no more.
2006-12-05 - Don't
2006-11-26 - New fish
2006-11-26 - random ranting
2006-11-25 - pffft. tarot my large white ASS!
2006-10-22 - Genuine one-of-a-kind!
2006-10-12 - is this stockholm syndrome?
2006-09-25 - an update, the expurgated version
2006-09-24 - Not really an update
2006-09-10 - oh well, maybe next year.
2006-09-07 - Birthday Party!
2006-08-29 - -
2006-08-23 - stolen from LA
2006-07-20 - odds n ends
2006-07-16 - another quizzy thingy
2006-07-15 - quizzies...cuz i'm bored.
2006-07-12 - i have issues.
2006-06-14 - just a little update.
2006-05-25 - In a World of My Own.
2006-05-18 - -
2006-04-11 - so...do you REALLY want to know how i'm doing? you sure about that, sparky?
2006-03-14 - excuse me...but i think something crawled up your ass and DIED!
2006-01-26 - -
2006-01-24 - 3 topics for the price of 1!
2006-01-17 - I'm a pepper, you're a pepper...
2006-01-09 - Did you get the memo?
2005-12-14 - i would hurt them if i could
2005-11-16 - *sigh*
2005-11-08 - warning...vague, random update
2005-09-18 - more birthday update.
2005-09-15 - Oh dear God, what is that SMELL?!?!
2005-09-11 - go shorty, it's ur birfday
2005-08-14 - -
2005-08-14 - a quiz...stolen from a pretty girl.
2005-07-31 - -
2005-07-12 - weird dream
2005-06-19 - it hurts..
2005-06-12 - another stolen quizz....
2005-06-08 - i need a fucking tissue!
2005-05-26 - fuck off, i'm not your whore
2005-05-11 - really brief update.
2005-04-12 - back to normal...well, relatively speaking.
2005-04-03 - things are...
2005-03-29 - -
2005-03-29 - damaged goods
2005-03-03 - (from two weeks ago)
2005-03-05 - apparently, i suck.
2005-02-17 - people watching
2005-02-14 - valentine's day sucked bum.
2005-02-07 - woe is me...and other assorting whining
2005-01-31 - finally, an update....was it all you'd hoped it would be?
2005-01-10 - mmmm...food...
2004-12-30 - I smell purdy, wanna sniff me?
2004-12-28 - yes, i know i'm a whiney bitch.
2004-12-23 - Chiquitita, you and i know.....
2004-12-22 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY HISS, YOU SAUCY THING, YOU!
2004-12-20 - monday
2004-12-19 - i want
2004-12-09 - beverage of choice - Pepto Bismal
2004-12-08 - song in my head today: "Billion Dollar Babies"
2004-12-07 - What's YOUR theme music?
2004-12-06 - ya...i got nothin'
2004-12-05 - where the wild things are
2004-11-30 - ...and in my mind i can hear the BeeGees...
2004-11-29 - Farting, Name-that-Fish, and mid-life crisis pirates
2004-11-25 - poo...that's my final answer.
2004-11-25 - poo
2004-11-22 - pot luck, thieving bastards, and peeing myself just a little...name 3 things that happened this weekend.
2004-11-22 - what i like about you.....
2004-11-18 - *...if i could turn back time.....if i could find a waaaaay....* (ok, so i'm not cher)
2004-11-16 - a boring entry about nothing, really.
2004-11-15 - made it through another week
2004-11-09 - Observations...
2004-10-27 - oh HELL no, you did not just say that to me....
2004-10-24 - IQ
2004-10-24 - i only use my powers for good, not evil.
2004-09-30 - that's Mrs. Pumpkin Head to you
2004-09-08 - fluff and stuff
2004-09-08 - What best friends are good for
2004-08-19 - meow.
2004-08-18 - can i get an "AMEN"!!!
2004-08-17 - RAWR!!
2004-08-17 - the worms crawl in....
2004-07-14 - olive juice
2004-07-12 - venture capitalist...i could do that...er...what exactly is a venture capitalist...?
2004-07-08 - just make up your fucking mind, already!
2004-06-28 - i am SO not kidding about this.
2004-06-20 - ...
2004-06-19 - no mo honky tonks!
2004-06-17 - another quiz
2004-06-12 - rain
2004-06-08 - you know you waaaaant it!
2004-06-06 - justify vilify testify rectify nullify
2004-05-24 - normal, with...AB.
2004-05-22 - uh huh...that's what i'm talkin' bout.
2004-05-13 - wtf!!!
2004-05-12 - scarcastibitch = sweet and innocent???
2004-05-03 - well, here it is. is it what you were expecting?
2004-04-20 - two weeks' notice.
2004-03-31 - was it something i didn't say?
2004-03-10 - i can't....
2004-03-09 - Neopolitan Percodan anyone?
2004-03-08 - when did i go from "miss" to "ma'am"?
2004-03-07 - I impress myself sometimes with my ability to control my girlyness
2004-03-03 - if it ain't broke, don't fix it (just light it on fire and feed its ashes to wild pigs)
2004-03-03 - you have been warned.
2004-03-02 - stinky stinkerton
2004-02-27 - Goodbye Cleo. i am so, so sorry.
2004-02-26 - help me, i've fallen and i can't get out.
2004-02-11 - hmm, i don't remember eating FIRE!
2004-02-10 - don't piss off the Big Guy
2004-02-07 - isn't it funny that Future Shop and Fucking Shitheads start with the same letters?
2004-02-03 - to poo, or not to poo....
2004-01-28 - not again. please. not again.
2004-01-28 - crazy like a...mouse?
2004-01-27 - When K-bugs attack, didya hear the one about the one-legged chicken, and exactly how cold is a witch’s tit?
2004-01-25 - Teach the children well...
2004-01-22 - tricky fish! tricky fish!
2004-01-21 - Quizilla versus Mousera
2004-01-19 - hello, my name's forrest gump. people call me forrest gump.
2004-01-19 - and karma kicked the walrus's ass.
2004-01-15 - my first survey
2004-01-12 - savvy, luv?
2004-01-11 - hey, did i mention i'm still in my jammies?
2004-01-11 - a quick update about nothing
2004-01-08 - my inner child wants a pony
2004-01-08 - who the hell are "they" anyway?
2004-01-07 - To Bridget, just as she is.
2004-01-05 - Justmouse and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Year.
2004-01-04 - stupid fucking new year
2003-12-30 - The Christmas update.
2003-12-23 - just a bunch of rambling shit
2003-12-08 - More random thoughts...
2003-12-07 - happy BIRTHDAY, dear Husband, happy birthday tooooo yoooouuuu!
2003-12-04 - random thoughts...
2003-11-24 - you are SO voted off the island!
2003-11-17 - don't you hate diaries full of sappy poetry?
2003-11-17 - "...if he catches you, you're through..."
2003-11-12 - no more dreams
2003-11-09 - i need a weekend to recover from my weekend!
2003-11-05 - do i look like Betty Crocker to you?
2003-11-05 - whatever
2003-11-04 - Woodworking 101.
2003-11-03 - Business in the front and party in the back!
2003-11-02 - Warning: this entry contains language and subject matter not suitable for most readers. Reader discretion is advised.
2003-10-30 - FUCK! i don't fucking have Tourette fucking syndrome so BITE MY ASS! ...ahem.
2003-10-27 - Cool Eye for the Dork Guy
2003-10-27 - villagephoto can kiss my ass
2003-10-23 - VillagePhoto has stolen my mousey
2003-10-22 - Yup. it's a drinkin' kinda night.
2003-10-22 - Scary movie list
2003-10-21 - help scare the Mouse
2003-10-20 - I'd make an awesome 10 year old.
2003-10-20 - ok, ya, still updating from 2 weeks ago. i suck.
2003-10-19 - One of us was basted in gin, but it wasn't the turkey!
2003-10-16 - another lame ass update
2003-10-06 - better out than in!
2003-10-05 - Lyle
2003-09-30 - i'm sorry, the number you are calling is no longer in service
2003-09-28 - Not and Gordon.
2003-09-24 - Moms will clean up stuff that would gag the Rotorooter man!
2003-09-22 - Go Shorty, it's your birthday
2003-09-17 - Stuff...without any real updating.
2003-09-17 - more updates and...stuff.
2003-09-15 - Buffet is just another word for love.
2003-09-15 - in other news, i am a stalker.
2003-09-15 - I would go to sleep at night with visions of it bursting thru my abdominal wall like some premenstrual Alien.
2003-09-02 - Obsessed much?
2003-08-27 - and a child was born.
2003-08-27 - Just one of the family!
2003-08-24 - she's dumb. and she's an ass....i know, she's a DUMBASS!
2003-08-22 - yes, i am a fucking drama queen.
2003-08-20 - Things i want
2003-08-19 - He cheated on me!!
2003-08-18 - She smiled as the wind blew thru her long flowing hair...
2003-08-17 - weekly update
2003-08-11 - big B, little b, what begins with B....Beer, Brother, Barbeque....B, b, B.
2003-08-07 - My husband's in-laws.
2003-08-06 - Self-Serve Dog and Car Wash
2003-08-05 - we love you sammy. RIP
2003-07-31 - it's the Itchy and Scratchy show!
2003-07-30 - hit me with a pointy rock.
2003-07-29 - I broke the dog.
2003-07-28 - can i get a handicapped parking permit for my dog?
2003-07-28 - woo-freakin'-hoo.
2003-07-25 - btw, my birthday is coming up soon...if anyone wants to get me a Gold Membership??
2003-07-24 - midweek mutterings
2003-07-20 - all the stuff i did this week
2003-07-16 - take this job and...(insert verb here) it.
2003-07-16 - Only in Canada, eh? Pity.
2003-07-15 - a very long entry.
2003-07-14 - only 11 people like me.
2003-06-18 - And then there was Guinness, and they saw that it was Good.
2003-06-13 - E is for Excrement!
2003-06-12 - Sharon, th-th-they didn't sign th-th-the fucking eh, eh, eh g-g-guestbook!
2003-05-22 - What I did on my summer vacation.
2003-05-04 - too lazy to count to 10.
2003-05-01 - My dog could beat up your dog.
2003-05-01 - Chapter 1, in which we find our fearless heroine in yet another amusing predicament.
2003-05-01 - I remember the day Pa took Ole Blue out to the back pasture and shot him.
2003-04-30 - I give it a 9 on the Suckage Scale
2003-04-28 - The babies are here! The babies are here!
2003-04-22 - Aggie Dearest
2003-04-22 - Join us in celebration as we carve the Easter Meat Lump
2003-04-22 - I am NOT a stalker, dammit!
2003-04-22 - no, really...i'm fine!
2003-04-22 - I did it for you....all for you.
2003-04-12 - Adventures in Suburbia
2003-04-11 - phobia: an irrational, excessive, and persistent fear of some particular thing or situation. *gack*
2003-04-08 - You're only as old as you feel ;)
2003-04-08 - Wild Thing
2003-04-07 - what's the hourly rate for a suck-ass whiney pants?
2003-04-07 - Maybe the Botox seeped into my brain?
2003-04-06 - There are no rabbits here....or over there, either.
2003-04-06 - shhhhhh...be vewy, vewy quiet...i'm hunting wabbits! heheheheheeh
2003-04-05 - Nope, it's still there.
2003-04-03 - My Weekend - Chapter 2
2003-04-01 - Don't ask a question if you don't want to hear the answer.
2003-04-01 - My Weekend - Chapter 1
2003-03-28 - Does this van make my ass look fat?
2003-03-27 - mommy! make it stop!
2003-03-26 - grrr
2003-03-26 - not to be redundant or anything...
2003-03-26 - how many porktornados does it take to kill a wasp?
2003-03-26 - Sign My Guestbook
2003-03-25 - Attention K-mart shoppers, we have a Blue Light special in aisle 3 for everyone but YOU!!!
2003-03-25 - This month is Haircut Month, please support your local hairdressor.
2003-03-24 - Am I woman, hear me roar?
2003-03-24 - another foray into my dreams....what would Freud say?
2003-03-20 - Donations will be accepted.
2003-03-20 - not so pretty woman
2003-03-20 - hey buddy, can you spare a dollar?
2003-03-20 - sushi, gender-neutral haircuts, and some seriously crappy weather.
2003-03-13 - Dial "M" for Mother.
2003-03-12 - volvo driving soccer mom
2003-03-06 - "i" before "e", except after "c"....
2003-03-06 - Snow....the other 4-letter-word.
2003-02-24 - Is "pathetisad" a word?
2003-02-22 - things that make you go "hmmm"
2003-02-19 - Actually, I would kick him out of bed for eating crackers!
2003-02-09 - much ado about nothing
2003-02-05 - singin' the cphone blues
2003-02-04 - Cream, two sugars, and a shot of methylphenidate.
2003-02-04 - Don't eat the chocolate tic tacs
2003-02-03 - Dr. Livingston, I presume?
2003-02-03 - i can still taste the water in my mind
2003-01-31 - loser says what?
2003-01-30 - There's something rotten in the state of Denmark
2003-01-24 - olive juice
2003-01-23 - my name is sue, and i am not Chinese.
2003-01-23 - warm = good
2003-01-22 - Only in Canada, eh? pity.
2003-01-21 - patience is not my virtue
2003-01-21 - shaken, not stirred.
2003-01-20 - um...what?
2003-01-20 - water does not taste like butter....or alcohol.
2003-01-19 - Alanis doesn't mention this one
2003-01-16 - Mama don't take my Kodachrome away
2003-01-15 - ha ha.
2003-01-13 - sushi and satan
2003-01-12 - so far, so good.
2003-01-09 - Hospitals - the new age opium dens?
2003-01-02 - if you don't tell anyone, is it still a resolution?
2002-12-29 - what color is YOUR mum?
2002-12-29 - so this is christmas
2002-12-23 - Tis the season..a time for joy and panic
2002-07-22 - My secret love affair.
2002-07-19 - Husbands....and the rodents who love them.
2002-07-18 - freedom of speech...just watch what you say.
2002-07-11 - ...just let it melt...
2002-07-10 - have you ever faked it?
2002-07-09 - In the beginning....

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